( CM ) - Theatre impresario SIR ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER has secretly written a number of chart-topping tracks - but they won't be revealed until he dies. The Cats musical mogul wants to posthumously let fans know he can write fashionable hits as well as operatic tunes for shows. And the legendary maestro is upset he won't be around to revel in the public's shock at his hidden talents - although he admits he enjoys tricking people. He tells Britain's Heat magazine, "I've written bits and pieces that nobody knows anything about, that will only be revealed when I'm dead. "Those who think of me as an old-fashioned fart will learn that the old fart did things that were highly praised in other areas of the media. "I have had a chart hit that was not credited to me. More recently than you might think. I just love doing things that wrong-foot people."
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