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Brad and Angelina set aside $20 million for twin birthing expenses

Other News Materials 23 May 2008 02:43 (UTC +04:00)

( www.celebitchy.com ) - I didn't learn this until recently, but it is legally possible for one adult to adopt another adult. There are all sorts of reasons people do this: to will rent-controlled apartments, to circumvent laws, etc. But it happens. As such, I will be petitioning Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to adopt me. We already know they're into adoption. We know they like to adopt in unconventional ways - no common American babies for them. What would cause more of a stir than adopting an adult? Nothing. And I am now damn sure they've got the money. And compared to what they're spending on their other kids, I am a relative bargain.

Brad and Angie have set aside $20 million for the birthing expenses of their twins, according to Life & Style.

I'm sure a large amount of their money goes to security - and one would think the nine cars are a part of that. Can you imagine having a helicopter on call for your birth? At this point, why not just have a hospital built next to your house? I mean they're spending so much as it is. That's the only thing more dramatic than a helicopter.

Life & Style points out how happy Angelina has seemed in the last few weeks, and that's very true. It's easy to forget she used to be such a dark character. She's been beaming from ear to ear, despite carrying around 2 fetuses that look bigger than she does. At $10 million a kid, those are two lucky babies.

Here's Brad and Angelina at the 'Kung Fu Panda' premiere in Cannes on May 15th.

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