(celebspin.com) - First, she ruined America's sweetheart. Now, she's about to ruin The Girl Next Door. Paris Hilton must be stopped.
With her short-but-sweet (if you're a fan of crotch shots) Britney Spears friendship already dunzo, Paris has moved on and found another young, attractive Hollywood starlet to destroy: this time it's her House of Wax co-star Elisha Cuthbert.
We're worried about what kind of trouble these two blondes will get themselves into. Anybody who's ever seen 24 knows that Elisha is bad news trouble finds this girl like STD's find Paris. By combining forces with Ms. Hilton, a few upskirt paparazzi pictures may be the least of her concerns. Elisha and Paris meeting up and going to Hyde together might set off a chain of events that brings this country down to its knees in a matter of hours. In fact, there's your plot line for season 6.