( allure.com ) - Well, if you believe these pictures of Britney Spears topless in the new issue of Allure magazine are an accurate representation, and they haven't been digitally altered, or magically corrected, then let me tell you about this bridge I have for sale. It's very conveniently located right in Brooklyn. I don't know, maybe Allure is trying to remind of what Britney Spears once looked like, many, many, many years ago (actually, it wasn't all that long ago, which is even more sad). Or maybe they just want to sell more magazines by putting pictures of Britney Spears topless inside. Though I don't see how that plan would actually work.