The Metros have revealed to Gigwise that Joe Lean, he of TV and Jing Jang Jong fame, is stalking one of their flatmates.
Lead singer Saul Adamczewski told Gigwise that Lean had been bothering one of his male friends constantly.
When asked what he thought of JL& TJJJ, Saul said: "Is he gay? He keeps trying to come onto my flatmate. I swear to God, I'm not even fucking joking!
"He keeps calling him up. And my flatmate went to see Joe Lean play and he stopped in the middle of a song to come over and hug my mate! Weirdo!"
We apologise to Joe if we've just outed him, but really, leave the poor guy alone.