A lyric from Snap!'s Rhythm Is A Dancer has been named the worst of all time in a new poll.
The line "I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer" topped a survey carried out by magpiemusic.com to find the worst lyrics ever, the CM reported.
Des'Ree's prosaic lines from Life - "I don't want to see a ghost, it's a sight that I fear the most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news" - were voted second worst while cringeworthy efforts from Nelly, Avril Lavigne and 50 Cent also featured in the top five.
Will Smith, Shakira and Sisqo were also named and shamed in the poll.
The top ten worst lyrics ever are:
1 "I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer." - Rhythm is a Dancer by Snap!
2 "I don't want to see a ghost, it's a sight that I fear the most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news." - Life by Des'Ree
3 "Is that yo ass, or yo mama half reindeer?" - Shake Ya Tailfeather by Nelly, P Diddy and Murphy Lee
4 "He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" - Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne
5 "I love you like a fat kid love cake." - 21 Questions by 50 Cent
6 "Time is like a clock in my heart." - Time (Clock Of The Heart) by Culture Club
7 "You got a Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it." - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith
8 "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains." - Whenever, Wherever by Shakira
9 "She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck." - Thong Song by Sisqo
10 "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time." - Why Can't This Be Love by Van Halen