Ashton Kutcher's Dos & Don't of Dating
(starmagazine.com) - Demi Moore must not wear perfume, large gems or pants.
Ashton Kutcher shares his turnoffs when it comes to the opposite sex in the May issue of Harper's Bazaar. So what does Demi's hubby dislike? Well for one, too much perfume. "If I can smell [it] and we're not making out, you're wearing too much," says the actor, who dated Brittany Murphy before marrying his older bride. "More of a lot of things in life is better. Perfume does not apply."
And neither does biting your tongue, apparently. Ashton's harsh advice paints him as picky to say the least. For example, jewelry is another thing the sexy coverboy could do without. "Women who wear big blingin' stones don't look like they have a lot of money; they look like they have a lot of someone else's money. I don't want my woman looking like she got bedazzled," he criticizes.
"I like seeing a female body as much as the next guy, but a midriff on display does not do it for me. By the same token, sexlessness is just that. I call it the Hillary Clinton Look. She would be so much more appealing if she just took off the pantsuit [and] took a lesson from Jackie Kennedy," says Ashton.
So it's impossible to wear pants and be sexy? Call us old-fashioned but that seems, well, a little old-fashioned.
And PS: Someone should tell Ashton's stepdaughter Rumer Willis to pick up the issue. We've seen her "midriff on display" more times than we care to.